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  • I Wasn't Talking To You.

    A man walks into the bedroom where his wife is in bed reading. He has a sheep tucked under his arm.

    When he walks in, he says, "Look, here's the pig I screw when I'm not with you."

    "I think you'll find that that's a sheep, actually," sneers his wife.

    "I wasn't talking to you," replies her husband.
    People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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    Brilliant.
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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    • #3
      OUCH! I'll have to remember that one.

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