A woman walks into the kitchen of her house, only to see her husband stalking around the kitchen with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asks.
"I'm fly hunting," comes the reply.
Hoping to placate her obviously insane husband, she decided to humour him. "How many have you caught?" she asks.
"Five. Two females and three males."
"Oh?" said the wife. "How could you tell which ones were male and which ones were female?"
"Easy," said the man. "Two I caught on the phone and three I bagged by the liquor cabinet."
"What are you doing?" she asks.
"I'm fly hunting," comes the reply.
Hoping to placate her obviously insane husband, she decided to humour him. "How many have you caught?" she asks.
"Five. Two females and three males."
"Oh?" said the wife. "How could you tell which ones were male and which ones were female?"
"Easy," said the man. "Two I caught on the phone and three I bagged by the liquor cabinet."