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  • Teen Ruins Pizza (Warning: Not Safe for Work or Lunch)

    A teenager in Texas is accused of a balls out attack on a pizza. This story is just nuts. Not surprisingly, this guy was sacked. Now he's facing food tampering charges for putting his scrotum on a pizza. I wonder what's in his lawyer's briefs.

    Seriously,

    A Teen Was Arrested For Rubbing His Testicles On Someone’s Pizza Because They Ordered Just Before Closing - Buzzfeed
    Cops: Teenager Rubbed His Junk On Patron's Pizza - The Smoking Gun
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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    I look forward to seeing this on World's Dumbest Employees/Criminals...
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    • #3
      No fair, catcul! You stole all the puns!

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      • #4
        ... He's got hot melted cheese on-a-stick ...
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        • #5
          Quoth dalesys View Post
          ... He's got hot melted cheese on-a-stick ...
          Quoth JustaCashier View Post
          No fair, catcul! You stole all the puns!

          Mike
          Apparently, I didn't.
          This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

          I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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          • #6
            All this time, I thought the grocery store was the only place to get pizza with a teabag.
            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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            • #7
              Now that's one customer who got the shaft.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

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              • #8
                I said I want meatballs on that pizza...!!! Meat...balls...

                You know what, just forget it.
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                • #9
                  Was the pizza order by any chance, one with extra sausage?
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                  • #10
                    Quoth fireheart View Post
                    Was the pizza order by any chance, one with extra sausage?
                    I believe that was a Vienna sausage.
                    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth catcul View Post
                      I believe that was a Vienna sausage.
                      *checks the link* Damn, it was a bacon, pineapple and extra cheese sausage.
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                      • #12
                        Well that was sick and stupid, I hope he burned himself. Either way I do have to admit that was quite ballsy of him to just do it.
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                        • #13
                          A pizza with everything, including tea bags.
                          "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                          • #14
                            Quoth fireheart View Post
                            *checks the link* Damn, it was a bacon, pineapple and extra cheese sausage.
                            I wasn't talking about the sausage that was supposed to be on the pizza.
                            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                            • #15
                              No! Not a pizza with Canadian bacon!

                              Just kidding!
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