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Old 12-24-2015, 11:14 PM
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A lady enters a restaurant. The hostess walks over to her.

Hostess: Good evening. Will anyone else be joining you?

Lady: My late husband should be here sometime soon.

Hostess: How is that possible if your husband's dead?

Lady: Oh, he's not dead. He's just running late.

Old 12-29-2015, 11:40 PM
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What would you expect at a restaurant with a lifeless atmosphere?
This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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