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Quoth Sliceanddice View Postits because designers dont think women need pocketsI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Quoth Roland View PostThe frequency with which I ring up women who use their bra as a wallet is not surprising. The funny part is when they lose the money and go digging for it. Giving themselves what amounts to a self breast exam and down blousing themselves in public in front of strangers.If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.
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Quoth dalesys View PostBecause they're *supposed* to always have a male with pockets (and money) attached to them."I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex Trebek
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Fishing around inside the waistband of pants isn't professional either.
If you have the sewing skills - or glueing skills - to attach velcro to things, you can get a small purse (size dependant on your cleavage), and put velcro on the purse, then the other side of the velcro on each of the bras you wear at work. It'll take some testing to get it all placed just right to make the purse invisible.
Putting the tips in the purse is more secure than putting them simply between bra and skin; and you'll be able to reach in and pull out a purse if you ever need to show someone what you're doing.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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Quoth Estil View PostI just started doing the Final Fantasy games a couple years ago (I'm kind of a late bloomer on the RPG genre) and in Final Fantasy 10 (2001) when the character Lulu uses an Item she does indeed pull it out of her cleavage So I guess even video games like to do this too sometimes.
Still, I think I'll stick with her Hewerd's Handy Haversack."IT stands away, interrupting himself from the incessant hammering of the kittens…"
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Quoth Seshat View PostFishing around inside the waistband of pants isn't professional either."I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex Trebek
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Heck, safety pins can work too. Just remember to remove them all before you wash the bra.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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Quoth Estil View PostYou guys think putting things in the "girls" is strange, what about some of these action TV/movies where a guy puts a loaded handgun inside and pointing towards the crotch of his pants!?!? Oh geez you better hope the safety is on real good...Life: Reality TV for deities. - dalesys
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Quoth mhkohne View PostLet me assure you that most males find that every bit as fear inducing as you would expect. Though I will say that it's hilarious (in a leg crossing way) when some gangsta-darwin nominee blows his own wedding tackle off."Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit
"Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77
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well... There is a video. Not graphic or anything but it voices how I feel all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYJskKwUqJk
Its funny...
Oh man I had a lady literally flopping her boobs around looking for poker chips and it was horrible. Warm, sweaty and stinky chips and I had to count them. I got flashed and i still had to smile and pretend i wasn't horrified.
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