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  • #16
    Sorry, then the confusion is mine!

    I know guy's like teddy bears too. My boyfriend adores my big teddy bear. He says it's because Charlie (my bear) is cuddly.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #17
      I have short hair. I think it's just 'cause i look (somewhat) like EQ.

      Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
      I thought you were going to marry ME!!!!
      Oh, YEAH! *Snaps fingers* Uhm....how do you feel about three-somes?
      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • #18
        All that happened in ONE day? sheesh

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        • #19
          not to toot my own horn, but i have a decently sized chest. we're not talking pamela anderson sized knockers here, but you can definately see that they're there through a sweater... i once cut my hair uber short, and despite the makeup, and the tits, and the feminine figure, i got called "sir" a LOT... so i know how you long-haired gents feel.
          "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

          ...Beware the voice without a face...

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          • #20
            Quoth fish3k1 View Post
            Lmao I just read that too, it's fantastic I'll have to remember that next time I see me a street-preacher.
            It's also stolen from bash.org, or somewhere else. But I saw it on bash.org.
            See: http://bash.org/?583977.
            Warning: many of the rest of the quotes contain language, racism, sexual references, and other unsavoury stuff.

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            • #21
              Quoth Ninja Chocobo View Post
              It's also stolen from bash.org, or somewhere else. But I saw it on bash.org.
              See: http://bash.org/?583977.
              Warning: many of the rest of the quotes contain language, racism, sexual references, and other unsavoury stuff.
              Came straight from Bash.org. I never claim to have said it first or anything. I just think it's funny and oddly enough have YET to be able to use it (figures).
              Now a member of that alien race called Management.

              Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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