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Old 09-29-2016, 09:46 AM
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If you decide to enter the world of commission sales, just follow the following steps, and you will be just fine.

1. Go down to the toy store and buy a big poofy foam rubber bat.

2. Drive to your friend's house with the big poofy bat.

3. Hand big poofy bat to friend.

4. Have friend beat you with big poofy bat until you promise you will never go into commission sales.

5. Keep promise.
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Old 09-29-2016, 05:49 PM
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6. If that doesn't work substitute genuine Louisville Slugger and more divoted(sic) friend.
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