The vacuum salesman

[draggar]

A woman answers her door and a vacuum salesman ask her if he can show her the new technology in the vacuum he is selling, she yells I have no money and starts to close the door, he sticks his foot in and throws a pile of horse poop on her floor and says this vacuum is so good if it does not pick up all the mess I will eat the rest that is left, the woman says let me get you a fork because I had my electricity turned off this morning.