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  • #31
    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
    Did I read that right? LG crapped on the floor while Captain Awesome was berating him?
    I think you're talking about the results of the attempted flooding from overflushing his toilet?

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    • #32
      Yeah, what happened was the guy apparently wet himself in fear. No fecal leakage.
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      • #33
        I think I'm in love.
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        • #34
          I don't think this guy was calling his grandmother. I think he was calling his girlfriend.
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          • #35
            At first, it sounded as if this kid was frightened and being polite and was getting his requests for phone calls granted. Then, all of a sudden, when he wasn't getting what he wanted when he wanted, he exploded into the monster that he really is.

            I love your captain. I love how she gave him the dose of reality he really, REALLY needed. Drive-bys, although a terrible crime, are cowardly acts performed by little punk ass bitches with no spine.

            The funny thing, I bet when everyone came in force, he believed he was going to finally get his way - only to get OWNED!
            "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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            • #36
              Quoth Kara View Post
              CAPT: Why is your floor wet?
              LG: I... uh...
              CAPT: I want that shit cleaned up before the next shift comes in.

              And with that, they stepped out of his cell, I closed the door, they unrestrained him, and they left. I just sat there in awe, until my phone rang.

              ME: Control.
              SGT: Did you listen? What happened?
              ME: The most beautiful thing I've ever heard.


              Ahhh...music to my ears....your awesome boss owning that LG!!!
              I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
              Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
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              • #37
                Can any followup be called "Amish Paradise"?

                Please?
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                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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