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A woman comes through my lane yacking away on her cell phone. She's got her little boy with her. She pretty much ignored me through the whole transaction, so I don't bother saying 'have a great day' since I figure she's too wrapped up in her conversation anyhow. Well, I hand her her change and this is what I heard next: "You know what? These mutha fuckas here at Target are so freakin' rude!" I said, "Really? I wasn't aware of that" but I don't think she heard me, she stalked off with her kid, still on the phone.
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I really want to know what it's like on the inside of that person's head.
You know, where they have am I'm being rude/they're being rude converter. -
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Not even echos."Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who
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Their own voice repeating to them the level of their awesomeness, how considerate they are of others, how it is their job to point out fallacies as they see them, and that gosh darn it, people like them."I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful DeadComment
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Quoth friendofjimmyk View Post
nah...more like cobwebs, spiders and dust from lack of brain usage.I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09Comment
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The lone remnants of a tumbleweed.Quoth Apathy View PostUnseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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Umm.... you know that sound you hear when you are at the dentist and they have the "Mister Thirsty" in your mouth?Quoth Apathy View Post
Thaaaaaaat's what it sounds like inside.......
-WembleyOriginally Posted by edible_hat
(also, wouldn't lube work better in a f***ing machine?)Comment
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Roomy.Quoth Apathy View Post
If you look real hard you might find one brain cell building a campfire, trying bravely to hold back the dark.
But don't count on it.ONI HEUIR NI FEDIRComment
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Where we have a brain, that person has a Whack-A-Mole game.Quoth Apathy View PostKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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