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  • He was on Jerry Springer (and he brought the tape)

    I hope I'm "on topic"... Yes it's about customers, my health system calls patients customers ( It's this big customer service kick, but it's only making me think of retail)

    Anyway so I looked up to se that scraggly guy escorting in 2 pregnant girls. I didn't really connect it until later...

    I register one, well she had wondered off and the man that escorted them in came when I called her name. He smelled of soiled clothes and cigarettes and wasn't exactly the "cat's meow". I asked him what relation he was to the patient and I got a strange answer. He scratched his head and said,” Well she used to be my girlfriend, but now we're not but maybe we are. I don't know" Fine, whatever I'll wait until she returns.

    The other girl was being seen for the exact same thing. She brought in her two kids and mother to keep her company. Once the two women were placed in rooms in the ER I decided to register them both. Well I got more than I asked for on this one, I went in the room of the first girl and he was there with her, I got her information and it was fine. They seemed like a couple to me. I went to the second girl’s room (the one with the kids) and registered her, she referred to the gentleman as her fiancé and asked her mother to go and take him away from the (censored).

    Sadly, this junk isn’t all that uncommon but it gets better. I’m hearing all this laughing from the ER nurses, I come around the corner and they tell me that he’s been between those two rooms and the girls are fighting over him. All the time that they are fighting over him, he’s not walking but strutting around the ER and waiting room. You can hear them insulting each other, sending various visitors to deliver messages to the other while he’s running around.

    He’s now let the secret go about his involvement with the two other girls. Girl one was his fiancé, but she broke it off and is now married to another guy, but she’s pregnant with his child. Girl two is also married but going through a divorce and also carrying his child, not to mention that she has 2 children both from different fathers. AND, they all live in the same house together :wow:

    Well this might sound familiar to some of you Jerry Springer fans because they were recently on Jerry. He was proud of it too! He told us how they fly you out there, pay for your hotel and give you $300 for being on the show.

    It wasn’t long before he was hanging around my cubicle, hitting on me. The last thing I want to do at this point is join the sick love triangle. Everywhere I went he popped up, I couldn’t do anything with out him following me. Eventually a nurse came by and helped me out by telling him one of the girls were asking for him.

    The cool part is that once they left he came back with a tape of the show! I only had time to watch a little bit of it, but I saw the first time the girls started smacking at each other. They were on with a bunch of other people doing the same thing.

  • #2
    That's awesome. He's got to be a missing a few chromosomes if he thinks being on SPringer is something to be proud of.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      Now I'm gonna start keeping an eye on the lobby of the welfare office I work at. You never know when a trailer park celebrity may show up.
      "I don't have an anger problem I have an idiot problem!" - Hank Hill

      When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt, run around in little circles, wave your arms and shout!

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      • #4
        Quoth 0oAmericanGirl
        Well this might sound familiar to some of you Jerry Springer fans because they were recently on Jerry.
        Heh, isn't that the theme of every Springer episode?
        Meow.........

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        • #5
          Poor kids....and even more unfortunate is that you will see those kids in juvie shortly...and on their way to prison .....

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          • #6
            Stop making fun of the regular customers at the gas station I used to work at. It's not nice, and they could be reading this!

            You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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            • #7
              but blas, by your description, i'm seriously doubtful that most of them can read!

              you've gotta love those cocky scrawny trailer trash types; they have the 'girlfriends' who are in the process of bringing more of his defective chromosomes into the gene pool and this filthy piece of *beep* acting as if he deserved the cover shoot for playgirl.

              ick; at least BATHE, you nasty beast.
              look! it's ghengis khan!
              Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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              • #8
                You know, I always assumed that they hired actors to act that crazy. I officially stand corrected.

                It wasn’t long before he was hanging around my cubicle, hitting on me. The last thing I want to do at this point is join the sick love triangle.
                Better watch yourself. The way that this is going, it'll reach a love octagon pretty quickly.
                I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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                • #9
                  i too thought that jerry was fake. now i wonder where they find these people.

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                  • #10
                    I know a guy who was on one of the German talkshows a while back - he said it's more or less like casting. He and his GF went to a casting with free breakfast at a very good hotel in Heidelberg, and were asked afterwards how they'd like to make 150 EUR each for a day and a half of filming. Both being students, they said yes, were handed train tickets to Cologne and hotel reservations, drove up, spent the night there and were taken to the set the next day.

                    Apparently, the way it works, they each get their character, a bit of background (you do this-and-that, you know her from such-and-such, and him from there, and...) plus a bit of direction, but no actual lines to read, so they improvise the rest. Unfortunately, I never saw their episode...

                    Plus, they pay people from the audience to get up and ask questions, and seat the more attractive people at the front... in any case, the knowledge that not all those loonies from talkshows are real, lets me keep a modicum of hope for the human race.
                    You gotta polish a memory like a stone. Chip off the parts that remind you it was just a game. Work it until it's indistinguishable from any other memory.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth 0oAmericanGirl
                      Well this might sound familiar to some of you Jerry Springer fans because they were recently on Jerry. He was proud of it too! He told us how they fly you out there, pay for your hotel and give you $300 for being on the show..
                      I was pinning all my hopes for the human race on Jerry Springer being fake. Please tell me that SOME of those freaks are actually actors....
                      A person who is nice to you, but not nice to the waiter is not a nice person
                      - Dave Barry

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                      • #12
                        Most are actors, some aren't. But they won't tell you which ones
                        I've lost my mind ages ago. If you find it, please hide it.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Spiffy McMoron
                          Better watch yourself. The way that this is going, it'll reach a love octagon pretty quickly.
                          Damn you, Spiffy! That was going to be my joke...now I'll have to put on the geek hat and say "love dodecahedron."

                          What is it about stanky, skanky, manky trailer-park dudes that makes them fancy themselves irresistible to women? Better yet, WTF is wrong with women who'd actually fight over that??
                          Not all who wander are lost.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth we'vegotawinner
                            i too thought that jerry was fake. now i wonder where they find these people.
                            Simple, they go to trailer parks, Nascar races, tractor pulls, and truck stops all over America You'd be surprised at some of the trash that can usually be found in rural areas...
                            Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                            • #15
                              Quoth protege
                              Simple, they go to trailer parks, Nascar races, tractor pulls, and truck stops all over America You'd be surprised at some of the trash that can usually be found in rural areas...
                              Or just go on ROR and read the real life soap opera that is Tupper Lake, NY.

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