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Your TMI is no match for mine! (WARNING: Girly Issues)
yeah i know it's suppose to be better for the environment but... hell i don't want to shove my my hands up into my own blood like that thank you very much =p
same reason why i refuse to use OB. I'll take the applicator thanks!
and my boyfriend... he is simply amazing. first he actually knew a few things about the female cycle that i didn't know (the presence of sperm will help regulate the cycle) and he always made a point to have chocolate for me...
Very shortly after this one, she tried to go into details.
"I've just come back from having some internal piles banded," I told her. "There's a tight rubber band around two parts of my colon to cut them off. I've had air pumped up there so they could work, so I'm farting constantly. I had this after a full shift and I came back to work straight after as we're very much behind. It hurts to bend over and every fart is like sneezing with a nosebleed. Anywhere close?"
So if a guy wants to go "downtown" during that time, does that make him the grossest one, or her for allowing it? I tell ya, when my wife and I used to do it during that time, we could really paint the walls with the extra "lube".
Wow. I'm surprised this thread hasn't gotten grosser than this. Other than a mention of clotting and sex during menstruation, I don't think it's really that bad. I used to have problems with clotting, but it's been better the last few years. I guess it has something to do with my hormones settling down as I've gotten older.
On the other hand, all I have to do when my hubby or step-son is trying to gross me out is say "I'm sure I could say something that would gross you guys out," and they clam up.
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned childbirth. That is FAR grosser than menstruation in my book.
"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
I just call it "Red week" but I love "Shark week" lol I'm using that.
It's hysterical how men think they're so disgusting...so you can shit a brick...big freakin deal. Try bleeding so hard you bleed through the pad/tampon, underwear and pants! Ugh. I hate being a chick sometimes.
So if a guy wants to go "downtown" during that time, does that make him the grossest one, or her for allowing it? I tell ya, when my wife and I used to do it during that time, we could really paint the walls with the extra "lube".
in the Navy we called this one Red Wings... *shudders*
On a seperate note, Rapscallion, that is just about par with my bowel resection minus the downtime needed afterwards
I never understood how guys can talk about the sickest/grossest things on the planet, but anything about menstruation...they run for the hills.
I know, right? I have found that by far the best way to get rid of annoying teenage boys is to start a conversation with a friend about the merits of pads vs. tampons.
I'll march in, take the time I need to find the items, gather them up, find an item to make the counter guy wonder "What the @#$%?" (you know...like tampons, a bra, whipped cream and a rubber chicken) and head home.
By far my favorite one was lube, whipped cream, chocolate chips, and an eggplant.
Try bleeding so hard you bleed through the pad/tampon, underwear and pants! Ugh. I hate being a chick sometimes.
That's me. Esp. when I get a cramp, and I know I'm about to pass a hunk of uteral(sp) lining. I never want to wear skirts on those days , since I'm afraid something will fall out.
Oh, sometimes, I get this painful feeling that is a mixture of being kicked between the legs and a sack full of hydrochloric acid being detonated in the same place. It doesn't happen every period, thank God.
Lately I've been having to dump out my mom's crap pot. I try so hard not to barf.
Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.
Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.
That's the thing. They think they're the only gender that farts, pisses, and shits. If that's all they got, well, they need to step aside and let the big dogs eat.
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