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Quoth sirwired View PostThere should be a special place in hell reserved for those that steal stop signs. Street signs? A mostly harmless (if expensive) annoying crime. Stop signs? People get killed when those are missing.
One day, some drunk jackass plows full on into it, tearing it out of the ground and sending it into the bushes beside the trail. It took the public works department about 3 days before they got around to replacing it.
Here's the really sucky part: For those 3 days, every car to go through there did so at full tilt, not even slowing. "Hey the signs gone, guess we dont have to stop for pedestrians anymore, floor it!."
As I said, it was a mostly quiet street. All of those people zooming through were people who lived and/or worked on that street and knew damned well the trail was there.Aliterate : A person who is capable of reading but unwilling to do so.
"A man who does not read has no advantage over a man who cannot" - Mark Twain
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Quoth Pixilated View PostI agree, but unless Argabarga could get around Mr. "We'll Only Be A Few Minutes!", he was stuck with either trying to use logic ... or run over him.
Yes, I'm evil. What's your point?
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Argabarga View PostI must've hooked him as he was coming down the stairs, because he was pounding on the door up front before I had even finished unloading his car in the impound yard.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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