I thought it might be interesting to test all your creative energies. So, since it is that time of year again, I think it would be neat for those of you who can to create a parody of a popular Christmas song (ie: tell what truly happens at the holidays.) The rule is you must do at least two verses and the chorus or if the song is short (ie: I'll be Home for Christmas or White Christmas) it must be the whole song.
To start, here is my version of the Carol of the Bells
Carol of the Crowds
Hark! How the crowds
Are so damn loud
All seem to need
Some therapy
Christmas is here
Where’s the good cheer
Young and old pout
When we’re sold out
Bing, Bang, Bong, Boom
All ‘round the room
Cart crashes ring
Messing up things
One never hears
Words of good cheer
Screams from pulled hair
Filling the air
Oh how they pound
Trash to the ground
O’er hill and dale
For a damn sale
Daily they fling
Most ev’rything
Reason be damned
This season we’re slammed
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
On, on they wend
Lines without end
Their angry tone
‘fore they go home
Thank God their gone
Enjoy,
SC
To start, here is my version of the Carol of the Bells
Carol of the Crowds
Hark! How the crowds
Are so damn loud
All seem to need
Some therapy
Christmas is here
Where’s the good cheer
Young and old pout
When we’re sold out
Bing, Bang, Bong, Boom
All ‘round the room
Cart crashes ring
Messing up things
One never hears
Words of good cheer
Screams from pulled hair
Filling the air
Oh how they pound
Trash to the ground
O’er hill and dale
For a damn sale
Daily they fling
Most ev’rything
Reason be damned
This season we’re slammed
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
On, on they wend
Lines without end
Their angry tone
‘fore they go home
Thank God their gone
Enjoy,
SC
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