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Old 11-18-2016, 06:07 PM
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1. What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

2. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

3. I tried walking up a hill without a watch but had neither the time nor the inclination.

4. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

5. What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A reprimand from the Scientific Integrity and Professional Ethics Committee and immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

6. Your mom is so mean, she has no standard deviation.

7. A German asks for a martini. "Dry?" says the bartender. "Nein, just one."

8. Two women walk into a bar and discuss the Bechdel test.

9. Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings. Pavlov gasps, "Oh no, I forgot to feed the dogs".

10. How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

11. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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Old 11-19-2016, 01:07 AM
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Hee hee hee.

Which one, out of curiosity?
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I don't know about mjr, but I had to look up Bechdel test. Everything else I got right off the bat.
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I had to look up the Bechdel test to get #8, but I don't understand #5.
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I think that point of #5 is that you take a classic joke:
What do you get when you cross a chicken with an octopus? Drumsticks for the entire family.

And instead point out that cross species breeding is an ethics violation. Which, in my opinion, ruins the joke.

And yes, I also had to look up Bechdel.
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Old 11-19-2016, 02:34 PM
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Old 11-19-2016, 08:12 PM
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Hee hee hee.

Which one, out of curiosity?
The Bechdel test one. Just because I'd completely forgotten what it was.
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