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Did you hear about the singing garnish?
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Old 02-21-2019, 07:06 PM
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Default Did you hear about the singing garnish?

Yep...you guessed it...

Elvis Parsley.
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Old 02-22-2019, 10:59 AM
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All those rhinestones are hell on the teeth!
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Old 02-22-2019, 12:01 PM
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Ugggh.

This is the "Jokes" forum, not the "DadJokes" forum. :-P
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Old 02-22-2019, 04:34 PM
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*boo..hiss* large stick appears stage right to yank him off stage ��
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Old 02-22-2019, 06:29 PM
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Yep...you guessed it...

Elvis Parsley.
I love his songs:

Crying in the Cilantro

Bleu Cheese Shoes

Early Morning Radish

Hound Dog Relish

Heartbreak Hummus

In The Gelato

Viva La Vinaigrette

Jailhouse Radish
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Old 03-22-2019, 02:08 PM
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Elvis has left the building and you should, too.
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Old 03-23-2019, 01:14 AM
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Lettuce depart.
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Old 05-05-2019, 09:46 PM
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Lettuce depart.

But we canteloupe now. . . .
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