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Why do I get all the weirdos?!
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Old 07-08-2006, 06:37 AM
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Unhappy Why do I get all the weirdos?!

Customer: My box don’t work.
Me: OK, let me have you reboot your box.
Customer: Will you be listening in?
Me: I can, if you like.
Customer: No no, I need my privacy.



Nope, I didn't ask...I just let him hang up. Sometimes the less we know, the better.
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Old 07-08-2006, 08:18 AM
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Customer: My box don’t work.

Customer: No no, I need my privacy.
I once had a customer call because his pay per view wasn't coming in. I had him reboot the box and then turn to the channel in question. I knew rebooting worked because he had the TV turned up to full volume:

Customer: We all know what that sound is!

I was new at the time, and didn't say what I'd say now that I really don't care anymore: "A sound you'll never hear in real life?"
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Old 07-08-2006, 02:31 PM
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I was new at the time, and didn't say what I'd say now that I really don't care anymore: "A sound you'll never hear in real life?"
*PPPFFFFFTTTTTT* Damn it! There goes forum rule #1!
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Old 07-08-2006, 03:28 PM
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thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything or I would have broken it as well!
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Old 07-08-2006, 04:39 PM
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I swear, I'm cursed. LOL
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Old 07-08-2006, 05:48 PM
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Get thee behind me, Soda.

Next needed smiley: laughing out soda from various facial orifices.
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Old 07-09-2006, 08:01 AM
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Soda, hell. I just blew Wheat Chex all over the laptop . . .
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