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Old 07-07-2006, 06:25 PM
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This was one weird and funny call I got a few days ago. My boss owns race horses and he has them in several different stables at race parks. So the owner has us produce equine vitamins and supplements for his horses. The vitamins usually help the horse stay healthy and increase stamina, however one vitamin that we produced helped one horse in a certain area . So we get a call from the stable next to the owners stable.

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Me:GR how can I help you?
SG:COME GET YOUR HORSE, IT'S VIOLATING MY HORSES.
Me: OK....
SG:Your horse has wood and it's molesting my thoroughbreds.
Me:Ok I'll get someone to handle it.

So I go upstairs and tell my boss about it and his reaction was also classic

Me:Alabama slim got lose and is violating the other stables horses.
Ted(owner): OH Sh*t lets go.

So he takes off towards his car and is yelling towards me hurry up!!!!
and he is driving like madman. We get to the stables and we have a hell of a time trying to catch the horse and getting him to stay in his stable. Needless to say we stopped giving that horse our vitamins.
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Old 07-07-2006, 06:33 PM
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Were these vitamins blue and diamond shaped?

Rapscallion, an enquiring mind

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Old 07-07-2006, 09:19 PM
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Were these vitamins blue and diamond shaped?
Raps, and just how do you know about blue diamond shaped pills??
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Old 07-07-2006, 09:29 PM
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Regrettably, every so often I look in my email folder.

Honest!

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Old 07-07-2006, 11:42 PM
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" ... What matters is the size of your swatter.

If the board goes down, we'll get it back somehow."

Raps, in light of the topic of this thread, I find your sig lines to be rather...appropriate.

Or do I just have a dirty mind??
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Old 07-08-2006, 01:01 AM
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And have you guys seen a horse, um...extend himself before? I remember I was about 10 years old and going to my first riding lesson and I asked my dad why my horse had a hose.

It was huge!

hehe...at least you know your vitamins work and perhaps you can market them for better breeding and make a fortune...
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Old 07-08-2006, 01:46 AM
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Yes and I've seen a guy, um, breed a female horse artificially. But this was on TV.

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Old 07-08-2006, 03:57 AM
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LMAO! Happy horse!!!!!!!! Was it green M&M's?
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