Last week i got this funny message and not it doesn't work!!!!!!!! I neeeeeeeeddddd it to work nnnnnnnnnnnooooooowwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
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"It was working [some time in the past]!"
"I did something and now it won't work." (I can see that, what did you do?)
"My computer's [monitor brand, router brand, color, whatever tells me the least about it]."
"It's Windows Vista."
"This thing called "[antivirus]" has been popping up and I didn't want it up there so I deleted it. Is that a problem?" (depends on what you mean by "deleted" and how long it's been)
"What's a firewall?" (uh oh)"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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"What's Internet Explorer?"
"I don't seee iiiitt!!!! Oh..there it is" (especially after giving very vivid descriptions as to where it is....I miss remote accessing customers computers)
Gaaaah...the joys of tech support.I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09
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My boss uses this line a lot... When something comes up with an error message or doesn't work the way it should...
"Well, what did YOU do wrong?"
What I did wrong was follow the steps that YOU told me in an exact and precise order, instead of following MY natural inclination not to do so.
Also, when a customer brings in a file to print and I ask what program they used to create it (just in case, sometimes when we open a file and it's not the same program or version, the formatting changes... we try to avoid that...)...
"It's in Windows."
"It's in Vista."
"It's in XP."
"I used a Dell.""Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021
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"Desktop? What's that?"
"OK, I'll go get more RAM so I have more space to store my documents"
"How do I backup my file?"
"I got <error code indicative of extensive data corruption>, but I kept on working in the file....When did I get it? A week ago or so...It only shows up when I try to access Payroll data, so I just didn't go into payroll until today. I need to cut everybody's checks, they're due out in two hours" <me> ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH --- This goes hand in hand with the one immediately preceding. Bonus points if the error first appeared SIX MONTHS AGO (this happened recently) and has been ignored since then because it doesn't show up every time somebody logs in."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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"My friend gave me a program that..."
"A coworker downloaded something that..."
"My son knows all about computers and he said...."
(Done to death, but easily my least favorite.) "A message popped up that said something about something so I clicked OK....."
I'd like to think it was just the ID-ten-TSes, but there are threads here about the same behavior in car owners, shampoo users, frozen food eaters, etc. etc. etc.
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