Redneck kid gets what he deserves.

[Jadedcarguy]

Anyone seen Idiocracy?

Several times. Unfortunately, as funny as it is it's true.

[Rapscallion]

The cops arrested the shoplifter on multiple accounts, shoplifting, attempted assault, something for hate speech...

"attempted self-Darwinisation..."

Rapscallion

[Shabo]

"attempted self-Darwinisation..."

Rapscallion

That offense should be punishable by death. Clearly, if you fail to complete it, there is no greater punishment.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

He got off lucky. SCA women carry knives.

I keep a Machete in my boudoir . . . does that count?

[AriRashkae]

Really? Is that why you're wheezing and sitting in a puddle of your own piss?

People like that should be castrated, methinks......

I'll help! Methinks the rubber band method would be best.

[Gawdzillers]

Conjuring up images of Ellie May Clampett. Mmmmm.

The hell with Ellie May.
Now, Grandma....

[Jadedcarguy]

I'll help! Methinks the rubber band method would be best.

Or dull, rusty bolt-cutters.

[Writer Cath]

I totally agree. I can only think the little punk meant was referring to Mysty (Please don't kill me! I meant it as a compliment!), since the only one in that situation that falls under the other definition is him.

Honestly, I think Mysty would probably have gone straight for the steel chair after comments like that.

[Lehk]

i'm surprised our witless wonder didn't try to fight the cops too. see how he likes tasers and nightsticks

[earl colby pottinger]

That is why

Glad to hear that no actions will be taken against the store employee.

Too often, the employee ends up being charged, sometimes with punishment being greater than what the perp got.

If not that, an employee will not act, due their own fears of repercussions, or store policy.

That is probably what he was thinking, ie the employee can't touch him without getting into trouble.

Problem is, 'the times, they is a changing': Video capture remove the old his words vs mine. And using racial slurs quickly puts you on the losing side when it come to legal proceedings.