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While I was getting groceries I saw an incident (Customer was caught trying to shoplift and he pretended to be innocent) that reminded me of a group of SCs that I got back in the playoffs of 2006.
Background.
It is the playoffs of 2006, I am as usual at my spot for chains when a red Escalade pulls up containing 5 SCs. These SCs were your stereotype gangbanger except given the area I live in they're a tad soft but they fit the criteria for a rap video which was overly loud bass and the attitude to boot along with the clothes and they weren't white. There were 2 girls and 3 guys in the car.
I am standing around waiting for the rush to come when the red Escalade pulls up trying to get through. They are oblivious to the fact that a row of barrels lined up next to each equals to don't go that way. I make the direction that tells them to go back. One of them screams from the car "MOVE THOSE BARRELS!!"
"Can't move them, company policy." I state in monotone.
"JUST MOVE THEM!" The person screams from the car.
I restate policy again. One of the SCs come out of the Escalade. This SC is a girl who had the stereotype rap girl attitude complete with the bad English. She's also very short that her head reaches my stomach (I'm 6'2).
She speaks "Why the hell you ain't moving those barrels?" (Remember bad English here)
"I've told you already, company policy states that I can't let you through here."
"Listen whitey, we payin' customers and we want to go through."
"Can't."
"FUCK YOU!" She walks back into the Escalade and it stays there determined to pass through.
A few minutes later a guy walks out whose head reaches my neck.
"Hey man, let us through all right I don't want to escalate this."
I'm having a hard time not snorting at this prick. He reaches my neck, he looks like he'd be out of breath from just picking up a pencil and then there's me who is again, 6'2, muscular, and is trained in karate.
"Like I've told you, you can't pass through (Mentally: You dumb fucks, is English your first language or not?)".
"How much does it cost to buy you out?"
"$500,000 (I usually said this as it got my point across)"
Next thing I know he's thumbing through a wad of $100s. He can't be serious.
"Look man, just take this and let us through."
"Nope."
At one point that dumbass girl who confronted me earlier is walking around.
"Don't even try to move the barrels." Said with a hint of warning.
"I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!"
"Except move the barrels."
At this point I catch the same girl trying to move a barrel. I scream ''hey!" and run. I came around from an angle and I move the barrel. She pretends to fall down and starts screaming. Here's the thing. I was 5 feet away from her as I darted over there to stop this dumb bitch. She's crying wolf when a customer who was walking buy says
"Nice try but no one's gonna believe you."
Idiot thuggy boy is trying to get in my face, I've had enough and call security.
Security comes down. They tell the thuggy losers to go the other way. Race card is pulled and the customer mentioned earlier gives his side. Security escorts them out. Happy Ending for me and I got the last laugh.
Background.
It is the playoffs of 2006, I am as usual at my spot for chains when a red Escalade pulls up containing 5 SCs. These SCs were your stereotype gangbanger except given the area I live in they're a tad soft but they fit the criteria for a rap video which was overly loud bass and the attitude to boot along with the clothes and they weren't white. There were 2 girls and 3 guys in the car.
I am standing around waiting for the rush to come when the red Escalade pulls up trying to get through. They are oblivious to the fact that a row of barrels lined up next to each equals to don't go that way. I make the direction that tells them to go back. One of them screams from the car "MOVE THOSE BARRELS!!"
"Can't move them, company policy." I state in monotone.
"JUST MOVE THEM!" The person screams from the car.
I restate policy again. One of the SCs come out of the Escalade. This SC is a girl who had the stereotype rap girl attitude complete with the bad English. She's also very short that her head reaches my stomach (I'm 6'2).
She speaks "Why the hell you ain't moving those barrels?" (Remember bad English here)
"I've told you already, company policy states that I can't let you through here."
"Listen whitey, we payin' customers and we want to go through."
"Can't."
"FUCK YOU!" She walks back into the Escalade and it stays there determined to pass through.
A few minutes later a guy walks out whose head reaches my neck.
"Hey man, let us through all right I don't want to escalate this."
I'm having a hard time not snorting at this prick. He reaches my neck, he looks like he'd be out of breath from just picking up a pencil and then there's me who is again, 6'2, muscular, and is trained in karate.
"Like I've told you, you can't pass through (Mentally: You dumb fucks, is English your first language or not?)".
"How much does it cost to buy you out?"
"$500,000 (I usually said this as it got my point across)"
Next thing I know he's thumbing through a wad of $100s. He can't be serious.
"Look man, just take this and let us through."
"Nope."
At one point that dumbass girl who confronted me earlier is walking around.
"Don't even try to move the barrels." Said with a hint of warning.
"I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!"
"Except move the barrels."
At this point I catch the same girl trying to move a barrel. I scream ''hey!" and run. I came around from an angle and I move the barrel. She pretends to fall down and starts screaming. Here's the thing. I was 5 feet away from her as I darted over there to stop this dumb bitch. She's crying wolf when a customer who was walking buy says
"Nice try but no one's gonna believe you."
Idiot thuggy boy is trying to get in my face, I've had enough and call security.
Security comes down. They tell the thuggy losers to go the other way. Race card is pulled and the customer mentioned earlier gives his side. Security escorts them out. Happy Ending for me and I got the last laugh.
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