Your pooping problems are really not my business

[Gilhelmi]

Ya, the older you get, the more pointless "normal" society interactions are.

They are old enough to know everybody poops, nothing gross about "having Whinney make some honey". Yep, I was raised by many people like that, I have no problem telling you that I am on the "Pooper Shooter" making a "Count Dooku".

I can not wait until I am old so I can start saying stuff like that in public.

[Sapphire Silk]

Over PA: Cleanup,aisle 5, aisle 6, aisle 7, register 3....

Oh, man. That's the funniest thing I've read all day

[minkysmom]

old people with their bowels. sigh. I had an old lady poop all over herself, the floor and the toilet. On my second day at work. I felt so bad for her though. she said she was taking a new medicine that made her stomach messed up. I felt so bad for her though. she was crying.

[WishfulSpirit]

... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... 0 ... and we have liftoff of the Shitpropelled Oldfart.

Now I have an image of an old grandlady type being propelled like a rocket by a cloud of brown exhaust and soaring over the horizon. Darn you!