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  • These shrimp have been hit with a hammer!

    A tale from when I worked at McDonalds (approx. 15 years ago). This particular McDonalds, was directly across the road from one of the most popular beaches in Sydney, and exactly halfway between 2 massive pubs, so I am sure you can imagine what most Friday and Saturday night shifts were like (I worked in the kitchen).

    At the time, McDonalds had a “limited time only” 3 battered shrimp for $3.00. This SC has clearly come straight from one of the pubs, and you could smell the alcohol a mile away, and he could not even stand upright (even when holding onto the counter). He gets the shrimp as part of a meal, and next thing we know, he is screaming at the poor girl on the service counter that the shrimp are flat and that we had clearly hit them with a hammer before serving them to him (all the shrimp came like that – frozen and battered, ready to be thrown in the deep fryer).

    He kept yelling about how he was getting ripped off because the shrimp were so flat, and after a couple of minutes of ignoring the yelling, the manager finally got off her butt and came out of the manager’s office, and he shoved the box with the shrimp under her nose and screamed at her to get him shrimp that had not been hit with a hammer first.

    So the other guy in the back and I go through the shrimp already cooked and being held in the warmer and tried to pick out 3 shrimp that did seem to be so flat, and gave them to the manager. She gave them to the customer and he yelled that they were even flatter than the last lot, and he wants new shrimp that we have not hit with a hammer.

    Me and the other guy from the kitchen took one of the bags of frozen shrimp out to him, to prove that this is how they arrived to us- already processed and he yelled at us that we had already hit them with a hammer, and he wanted fresh battered shrimp that we had not hammered yet.

    The SC and his shrimp ended up getting escorted out by the security guard (this McDonalds had a security guard on Friday and Saturday nights).

  • #2
    Quoth scorpionf View Post
    At the time, McDonalds had a “limited time only” 3 battered shrimp for $3.00.(snip)he is screaming at the poor girl on the service counter that the shrimp are flat and that we had clearly hit them with a hammer before serving them to him
    He wanted battered shrimp - I'd say hitting them with a hammer counts as battering.
    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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    • #3
      Wow. The only thing that was hammered was him! I wonder if he woke up in the morning and felt like a complete idiot, or if that's simply how he is all the time?

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      • #4
        He thought you were coming the raw prawn on him...
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        • #5
          Yes, the workers have nothing better to do than to hit frozen shrimp with hand tools for no particular reason. Forget Weird Al's "Weasel Stomping Day" (*humming* Put your Viking helmets on, spread the mayonnaise on the lawn, don't you know it's Weasel Stomping, Weasel Stomping Day...), we now have a new tradition to celebrate! :

          "Battered Shrimp Battering Day!" "Put your latex Speedo on, grab the nearest pile of prawns, don't you know it's Shrimp Battering, Battered Shrimp Battering Day..."

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          • #6
            Quoth wolfie View Post
            He wanted battered shrimp - I'd say hitting them with a hammer counts as battering.
            I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that. "What are you complaining about? You ordered them BATTERED, right?"

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            • #7
              I never knew McDonalds ever sold shrimp! I Google it and not only did they sell shrimp at one time but apparently in Japan they have or had a shrimp and macaroni with white sauce burger!

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              • #8
                He needed to be Good grief; it's gonna taste the same no matter the shape! First world problem, much?
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                • #9
                  Okay, I don't like shrimp and I would totally try that. Two, what exactly is white sauce?


                  This guy must be determined to be mad. Hammered? Where did he even get that?
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Tama View Post
                    Okay, I don't like shrimp and I would totally try that. Two, what exactly is white sauce?


                    This guy must be determined to be mad. Hammered? Where did he even get that?
                    probably a cheese sauce or a bechamel sauce
                    Last edited by dawnfire; 06-28-2015, 11:21 PM.

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                    • #11
                      SC: These shrimp have been hammered flat!
                      EMP: The only thing hammered here is you, sir.

                      or,

                      SC: These shrimp have been hit with a hammer!
                      EMP: Oh, you mean like this? (slams Sledge-O-Matic onto SC's head)
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                      • #12
                        "Nah, this is just the first serving of our new shrimp dish! It's called Boot to the Head."

                        Quoth Tama View Post
                        Two, what exactly is white sauce?
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                        Last edited by Irving Patrick Freleigh; 06-28-2015, 11:38 PM. Reason: I suck at shift key
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Tama View Post
                          Okay, I don't like shrimp and I would totally try that. Two, what exactly is white sauce?
                          I have no idea the description just says, "white sauce" I would probably try it but I don't think I'd like it .

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                          • #14
                            That looks a lot like a huge "fried mac and cheese bite" with shrimp added. I'd never touch the "bites", but that burger looks intriguing.
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                            • #15
                              White sauce may be a Bechemel (can't remember), but there's no cheese. Flour, butter, milk. Was on the box of corn starch for decades (when I bought a brand of it).

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