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  • #31
    Quoth incognitocook View Post
    .."Hey, incog! This email says I can have a cool penis!" <3 My co-workers.
    Slammin' it in the freezer again, are we?
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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    • #32
      Years ago, my boss said this in response to spam she received: "I didn't even know I needed a penis, much less a bigger one!"
      "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
      -Mira Furlan

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      • #33
        Quoth dalesys View Post
        Slammin' it in the freezer again, are we?
        Yeah, well, it gets in the way when it's that sizeable.
        The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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        • #34
          I'll have to check my other comp for the screenshot, but i got my all-time favorite spam Subject a few months back...it was simply"Insert subject here". Let's have this dude be in charge of the spammers, he's obviously bad at his job!
          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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          • #35
            Most of the ones I've been getting recently have been attempting to disguise themselves as legitimate e-mail from Blizzard about my WoW account. I usually give them a quick glance, spot some obvious tell that it's fake and delete it.

            Nice try account thieves. Not. :P
            Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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            • #36
              Bleh, my email recently got hacked, and lots of spam went forth with my email name attached. Luckily whoever hacked me 1) has really bad spelling, and 2) Everybody who I know would realize that though not the best at grammar and spelling..even I don't misspell Good. The subject of the pirated emails? "God Day!"
              Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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              • #37
                Got one at work the other day that raised my eyebrows, but not for the usual reasons.

                We have fairly good spam filters. Occasional ones get through to group inboxes, such as cialis spelled with "I"s etc, but this one was different.

                "Buy sex drugs online."

                I think the lack of alternate spellings threw our spam filter into a fit.

                Rapscallion

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                • #38
                  Quoth Syriilord View Post
                  Most of the ones I've been getting recently have been attempting to disguise themselves as legitimate e-mail from Blizzard about my WoW account. I usually give them a quick glance, spot some obvious tell that it's fake and delete it.

                  Nice try account thieves. Not. :P
                  I get those all the time, too. Even though I haven't used my WoW account since January and I get the emails at my regular address rather than the one I set up specifically for Battle.Net.

                  They try so hard, but still come up so short
                  "So, let's build a snowman! We can make him our best friend. We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf! We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall!"

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                  • #39
                    Awww, the spam I get is so thoughtful. Instead of things to build up the size of the penis I don't have, I get emails entitled 'diaper coupons' and 'earn a healthcare degree.'
                    "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
                    "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
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                    • #40
                      Quoth Eisa View Post
                      Read a romance book that called it a "purple-helmeted lance of love."

                      To be fair, it was romantic humor, and it was supposed to sound awful.
                      God .. now I want to write a parody of all those romance novels I love to read.



                      Now I'm going to look at my spam folder and find some amusing spam lines.

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                      • #41
                        Quoth Syriilord View Post
                        Most of the ones I've been getting recently have been attempting to disguise themselves as legitimate e-mail from Blizzard about my WoW account. I usually give them a quick glance, spot some obvious tell that it's fake and delete it.

                        Nice try account thieves. Not. :P
                        The official ones from Blizzard usually are pretty stylized and plastered with images of the company or services. I tend to get basic text emails claiming to be from Blizzard and those quickly get dumped. (the best part is some of the links in them do not ascribe to standard DNS protocol which means they wouldn't even work)
                        I AM the evil bastard!
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                        • #42
                          Quoth Mytical View Post
                          Bleh, my email recently got hacked, and lots of spam went forth with my email name attached.
                          Did they actually send junk from your account, or did they just use your name as the "from"?

                          My work email used to get a lot of bounce notices from spammers who were using that email address. Hell, my gmail goes out saying it's from another of my personal email accounts. You'd never know it came from gmail if you didn't look at the code.

                          Quoth Rapscallion View Post
                          I think the lack of alternate spellings threw our spam filter into a fit.
                          Likely has non-displayed non-standard characters between the other letters. It's not easy, but I've seen it done.

                          ^-.-^
                          Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                          • #43
                            Hmm not sure. I got a notice back from mailer deamon (spelling ugh) for some emails it couldn't get to (so it got bounced back). The subject was 'God Day'..and the message was similar to "Been a long time since we talked. Seen a very good movie here." where here was a hyperlink.
                            Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                            • #44
                              Just got a hilarious spam email this morning. The subject line was just brilliant: "Big penis like a girl!"
                              "So, let's build a snowman! We can make him our best friend. We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf! We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall!"

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                              • #45
                                Quoth Mytical View Post
                                I got a notice back from mailer deamon (spelling ugh) for some emails it couldn't get to (so it got bounced back).
                                Yeah, that just means that someone's spoofing your email address in the "from" field. Ignore it unless you see stuff in your "sent" folder.

                                Today's subject of hilarity from the ESL crowd?

                                Save thousands with unnecessary auto repairs

                                Then there was this rather... iffy offer:

                                Challenge Mike Myers for the title of Love Guru

                                Then there's another that says, "Make a connection this Labor Day with eHarmony." I think they're a tad bit late on that one.

                                ^-.-^
                                Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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