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  • No. We don't have that condom.

    Man comes in with his friend, gushing about how great his friend is, that his friend is his best friend ever, the coolest man ever etc etc etc blah blah.

    He asks where the condoms are since he has a really hot girlfriend he wants to <censer>. I point to where they are. Plaid only sells one kind of condoms. Durex condoms. He wants to know where the Trojans are. I repeat, we ONLY HAVE DUREX. He asks if I have any trojans in the back. I repeat, only durex. Do we keep any other condoms with the dirty magazines.

    NO WE ONLY HAVE DUREX!!!

    He then says that she is allergic to durex.

    ... and that if I have any other condoms.
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  • #2
    All I can say is hope Durex condoms don't break.

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    • #3
      Too bad you couldn't have sent him to me.

      I have a few mint Trojans and a few Lifestyles.



      Uh...yeah.

      Don't ask.
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      • #4
        Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
        Too bad you couldn't have sent him to me.

        I have a few mint Trojans and a few Lifestyles.



        Uh...yeah.

        Don't ask.
        You have mint???? I have banana and chocolate... hmmmm... Mint Chocolate Banana Split flavored condoms.

        Oh dear Gods.

        I'll leave it at that...
        hea·then [hee-thuhn] noun
        1. an unconverted individual that does not acknowledge the God of the Bible.
        2. an irreligious, uncultured, or uncivilized person.
        3. the children of NotSoInnocent.

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        • #5
          Quoth Plaidman View Post

          He then says that she is allergic to durex.
          I think he meant "he" is allergic. Pretty sure his friend is a little more than that. To each their own I guess.
          I know nothing and I can prove it!

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          • #6
            Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
            Too bad you couldn't have sent him to me.

            I have a few mint Trojans and a few Lifestyles.



            Uh...yeah.

            Don't ask.
            Quoth NotSoInnocent View Post
            You have mint???? I have banana and chocolate... hmmmm... Mint Chocolate Banana Split flavored condoms.

            Oh dear Gods.

            I'll leave it at that...
            Alright, you two, I'm getting the creepy vibe.
            I know nothing and I can prove it!

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            • #7
              Quoth Plaidman View Post
              Man comes in with his friend, gushing about how great his friend is, that his friend is his best friend ever, the coolest man ever etc etc etc blah blah.
              Was he referring to what I think he was referring to? If so, no one who is good or great brags.

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              • #8
                Quoth Jadedcarguy View Post
                Alright, you two, I'm getting the creepy vibe.
                Blame it on my sleep deprivation... The result of a broken condom is currently suffering from colic. And I'm suffering along with him. (*breaks down in tears* Oh WHY won't you stop crying!!! ) I'm ok... really.
                hea·then [hee-thuhn] noun
                1. an unconverted individual that does not acknowledge the God of the Bible.
                2. an irreligious, uncultured, or uncivilized person.
                3. the children of NotSoInnocent.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Plaidman View Post
                  He then says that she is allergic to durex.
                  'Durex'? You can be allergic to a brand of condoms? I wonder if he meant to say 'allergic to latex'?
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                  • #10
                    It might not be the latex, but the lubricant. Trojans are latex too, but I am betting different brands use different lubes.
                    The only words you said that I understood were "His", "Phone" and "Ya'll". The other 2 paragraphs worth was about as intelligible as a drunken Teletubby barkin' come on's at a Hooter's waitress.

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                    • #11
                      They're all condoms to me.
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                      • #12
                        Gah, I would've gave him some free condoms to ensure that his knuckle-dragging self doesn't reproduce and create dumb offspring.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Banrion View Post
                          It might not be the latex, but the lubricant. Trojans are latex too, but I am betting different brands use different lubes.
                          But lubes tend to have the same sort of base. I'm not aware of any real difference between your basic non spermicidal water based lubricants that would make you allergic to one but not another. Besides, you can get condoms without lubricant on them. Then again, some people have some crazy allergies.

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                          • #14
                            So if he's allergic & that makes him "swell" &.....oh...uh..nevermind.....lol.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                              All I can say is hope Durex condoms don't break.
                              Durex condoms are absolutely guaranteed never to break!*










                              *Provided, of course, you don't take them out of the wrapper.

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