Amazing culinary breakthrough!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Food scientists have created a new meat that is part chicken and part pork. Grocers hope to have the new meat, called "Chork," in stock within the next month.

These same food scientists have also mixed fish and duck, but are still trying to come up with a suitable name for the product.

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I heard they're working on a quail and beef combo as well.

[Salted Grump]

In related food news, Scientists have recently discovered a substance that reduces one's libido by up to 90 percent, adds approximately fifty pounds to the person, or persons that eat it, and has been known to cause depression.

They have decided to call it 'Wedding Cake'