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    'Mr B. was fined £360 after being found guilty of fraud after attempting to pay for rounds of drinks worth £110 at various pubs with fake notes. The court rejected Mr. B's defence that he did not know that the notes were fake after observing the notes-used as theatrical props-were all stamped in large black letters with the disclaimer 'Not a genuine note-this money is not real'

    Added to present exhibit of genius #2..
    'Mr E. was jailed for 4 years for attempted robbery,affray and having a weapon after trying to burgle a house armed with a meat cleaver. Identification was not an issue as Mr E. had unwittingly attempted to rob a cousin of his. On being greeted with 'Wow Nick what are you doing?It's me Sam' Mr E. replied 'Oh f**k it's you' and fled down the road...'
    Last edited by Kit-Ginevra; 02-13-2020, 08:45 PM. Reason: There's always more than one dingbat on the loose...
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