That is in fact the very definition of "stealing" and a SC gets put in her place.

[sstabeler]

Would the Lieutenant Commander even have a career after something like that? (in the sense of getting a promotion anytime soon- or, for that matter, being chosen to command anything even remotely desirable)

[Gravekeeper]

This pleases me in a way that is illegal in at least 3 different states and 1 territory.

[Jay 2K Winger]

This pleases me in a way that is illegal in at least 3 different states and 1 territory.

A Gravekeeper sighting pleases me in a way that is illegal in 49 states and every territory. (It would be all fifty states, but a lotta weird stuff goes on in Kentucky.)