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  • Impatient Porn watchers on the attack!

    Had a twist on the I WANT IT NOWWWWWWWWWWW! brand of SC today.

    Customer cancelled his phone service today, and a tech was out to pick up his modem. Now when you do anything involving the phone service, it takes a day for the work order to close out.

    Our system does not allow more than one open work order at time.


    I can hear what's coming as of it was being announced by Michael Buffer:

    "LET'S GET REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADY TO COMPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"

    The guy wanted to subscribe to the Playboy channel ($19.99 a month as opposed to $11.99 per 6 hour block), and of course he couldn't because of the open order from his phone.

    All he had to do was wait 24 hours and he would have had all the porny goodness his little heart (and little whatever else) could handle, but he of course needed to have it NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWWWWWW! He ended up calling 4-5 times during our busy part of the day and spent 2 hours on the phone. You'd think a guy who needed porn that bad would have better things to do for 2 hours, but I digress. The guy decided that he was just going to order whatever he wanted to watch and a supervisor would just have to reimburse him for the cost, said of course in that wonderful "I'm a sucky customer and don't even try to fight me on this" tone that makes your skin crawl.

    Man, I wish I could hear the tape of that call when the guy drops that bombshell. Let's just say we don't credit adult programming that often unless it's a real "my son wasn't supposed to order that" kind of situation.
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  • #2
    Quoth mae View Post
    Oh come on, everyone knows the Internet Is For Porn and most of the time you can get it for free!!
    You have no idea how often I want to say that to customers who have our internet service and call in to order PPV porn.

    "Dude you could get WAY better stuff free via your high speed internet connection!"

    Somehow I don't think the higher ups would appreciate me selling that particular aspect of our service though.
    "You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride not to be human." - Hobbes

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    • #3
      Wonder if it was the same guy who had an on-call doc call in refills on his cialis.

      I need a woody, stat!

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      • #4
        This guy needs to take in a saucy puppet show.
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        • #5
          http://forporn.ytmnsfw.com/?45c5e702...b908344a70c136

          Sorry, had to. (Oh, you may have to enter in your age just in case and wear headphones if you have kids)
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          • #6
            Only problem with internet porn is the viruses that may or may not come with it. Of course, that could be why he's ordering it off the tv. He's gotten too many viruses on his computer to have it be of any use to him, and rather than spend the money on getting the HD reformatted, he's going to use it to buy more porn.
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            • #7
              Nah. If you know what you're doing, you can get enough porn to watch 24/7.

              .... please don't ask me how I know that....

              ^-.-^
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              • #8
                Of course, he could just get a job with the cable company... Playboy's comped for employees.
                I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler

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                • #9
                  Quoth CancelMyService View Post
                  You have no idea how often I want to say that to customers who have our internet service and call in to order PPV porn.

                  "Dude you could get WAY better stuff free via your high speed internet connection!"

                  Somehow I don't think the higher ups would appreciate me selling that particular aspect of our service though.
                  And he can get any kind of porn fix he wants at that.

                  Interesting what one finds out when one is doing research for a fanfic piece.
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                  • #10
                    From what I understand, the Playboy channel is nothing but T & A. So if he just wanted that then all he had to do was go to his local 7-11 & ask "Apu" for the magazines behind the counter....LOL.

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                    • #11
                      Sheesh...you'd think he'd die without his precious porn. He needs to get a real life.
                      For the most part, I don't care about what everyone else is doing, or what is popular.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Bright_Star View Post
                        From what I understand, the Playboy channel is nothing but T & A. So if he just wanted that then all he had to do was go to his local 7-11 & ask "Apu" for the magazines behind the counter....LOL.
                        I used to think that, too... but based on my (limited) viewing, they're left with but one taboo...
                        I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler

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                        • #13
                          Quoth TNT View Post
                          I used to think that, too... but based on my (limited) viewing, they're left with but one taboo...
                          Haha yep.

                          So...this guy cancels his internet, then wants to subscribe to the Playboy channel the same day. Imagine that.
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                          • #14
                            Anything that keeps him at home instead of on the street trawling for peppy cheerleaders should be hailed as a giant leap forward for society.
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                            • #15
                              Why doesn't he just go to the nearest porn shop?

                              Oh, wait. That makes sense.
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