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    So this woman called in to see why we called her. I told her it was because her account was past due. The following conversation occurs:

    Me: Well, it looks like your account is $xx.xx past due.
    SC: (with attitude) Actually, it's not really past due. I have it is due on the 13th and I mailed it yesterday.
    Me: ... Today is the 15th.
    SC: I know!
    Me: ... So yesterday was the 14th...
    SC: I'm not stupid!
    Me: ... So, you mailed it the day after it was due.
    SC: So?

    I don't imagine I have to explain why that conversation was weird. The funny part is that her bill is really due on the 27th, so this is last month's bill. I have no clue where she got her dates from, but even if she weren't mistaken, she just admitted she was past due while yelling that she's not.

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    Hmmm, that's kind of like the "48 hours vs 2 days" SC and the "I need it by Saturday, not Friday (drycleaners)" SC.


    Really, how can people be *that* stupid?!?!
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      Well, that woman just gave me a headache. I wonder if I can somehow bill her for the Tylenol I know have to buy to recover.
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