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  • #16
    Yeah but if it gets blown too much there's a risk of premature explosion.

    I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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    • #17
      Can't have that. Lord knows nobody wants to see Broomjockey's hammer splatter everywhere!
      My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.

      Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.

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      • #18
        Hmm. No. Wouldn't want that. *deflates the hammer and stuffs it back in pants*
        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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        • #19
          Best look out, when EQ shows up she'll be reaching in there for the hammer, I'll bet.
          My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.

          Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.

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          • #20
            Just make sure she doesn't pull on the emergency inflation cord will you, could have someones eye out.
            I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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            • #21
              Well I'll just take the risk that EQ goes for it.
              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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              • #22
                It's a pity she's not here to beat the crap out of us defend herself.
                I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                • #23
                  Quoth Broomjockey View Post


                  It gets bigger when you blow it! *snicker*
                  Very nice, now put the balloons away now Broom.
                  Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                  "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                  • #24
                    you're just jealous because mine's bigger. You shoulda asked the clown for a giraffe rather than a poodle
                    Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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                    • #25
                      Eek.

                      *hides*

                      I have a phobia of those balloons.
                      My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.

                      Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.

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                      • #26
                        The evil side of me wants to chase you with it...

                        the good side of me wants to pop it with a prick
                        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                        http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                        • #27
                          Broom - you're popping things with my brothers-in-law? Wow! They must be sharper than I originally thought!

                          Ahem ...

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                          • #28
                            Broomjockey, are you threatening inanimate objects with your prick again?
                            My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.

                            Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Saydrah View Post
                              Broomjockey, are you threatening inanimate objects with your prick again?
                              >_>
                              <_<
                              Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe
                              Last time I threatened an animate one, she just laughed.
                              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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                              • #30
                                Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                                you're just jealous because mine's bigger. You shoulda asked the clown for a giraffe rather than a poodle
                                He gave me a dachshund. Get it right!
                                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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