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Old 08-26-2009, 10:46 AM
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I wish there were more workers
The line of ants crawling under your door appears endless, you open it to see that their column stretches unbroken to the horizon......

I wish my garden had more tomatoes.

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Old 08-26-2009, 04:06 PM
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Granted, but that's all you're getting. Tomatoes. No corn, no carrots, nothing else you've planted and worked over.

I wish I could get my scanner to work properly.
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Old 08-26-2009, 06:06 PM
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Granted. Your scanner now works flawlessly. Your software, on the other hand, doesn't.

I wish I could see into the future.
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Old 08-26-2009, 10:46 PM
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Granted. But the future is hazy and you can't see it anyways . . .

I wish these mosquitoes would go away. . .
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Old 08-26-2009, 10:51 PM
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Done and done. Your mosquitoes have been replaced with bullet ants on a one-for-one basis.

I demand a shrubbery.
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Old 08-27-2009, 12:29 AM
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Granted. Now you have a hornet's nest in the middle. Hope you're not allergic.

I wish the dishes were trained to wash and dry themselves.
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Old 08-27-2009, 12:59 AM
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Granted. The dishes wash and dry themselves the very instant anything is put on them.

I wish for more wishes.
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Old 08-27-2009, 01:15 AM
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NOT GRANTED!!! NO WISHING FOR MORE WISHES!!!

I wish I wasn't so angry.
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Old 08-27-2009, 01:36 AM
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I think I can provide that service. Now you can't stop laughing and the nice men in the white trenchcoats have taken you away.

I wish I didn't have to spend my days at work putting away little boxes.
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Old 08-27-2009, 02:01 AM
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Granted. You now have to spend your days putting away HUGE, HEAVY boxes, and there are 2500 of them, and you have no help.

I wish my depressed co-worker can find happiness.
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