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I was actually fired months ago, and I never finished posting everything that happened in the weeks leading up to it. Which is odd, because some very funny stuff happened. And by funny, I mean pyromania-inducing (I wanted to set them on fire 
) Luckily, I wrote them all down at the time, so I remember what happened pretty well.
All of this happened in the ONE lane I was stacking shelves in. I hate to think what the rest of the store was like.
Language warning.
SC#1 was a young man, probably in his early twenties, who looked like your classic idiotic, immature jackass. He was accomponied by SC#2, who was looked the same.
SC#1: Hey, mate, how much d'you think THAT *points to ME, as I'm stocking shelves* costs.
SC#2: Not much, looks pretty cheap.
ME: (...say, what?
)
SC#1: Probably. Hey sweetheart, how much for a blowjob?
ME: ... you just propositioned a minor. I'm 15. Want me to have you arrested for pedophilia?
The look on their faces at that moment is one I'll cherish forever. They ran away really fast. I laughed. I didn't bother telling my manager, although I would have if they had come back. They were just talking trash to make the other think they were cool.
SC#3 was loud, and accompanied by a very emarrassed daughter.
SC#3: Oh my GOD, did you see the woman in the next lane?! She should have been in the diet lane! What a FATTIE.
Rest of the Store:
Daughter: Mum!
SC#3: Well she was! I mean, she probably had to sqeeze to get into the store!
Random person from another lane: Why don't you shut up you bitch?
SC#3: My God, people are so rude... (wanders off, VERY embarrassed daughter in tow.)
I can't remember anymore, I'll post them as I remember
) Luckily, I wrote them all down at the time, so I remember what happened pretty well.All of this happened in the ONE lane I was stacking shelves in. I hate to think what the rest of the store was like.
Language warning.
SC#1 was a young man, probably in his early twenties, who looked like your classic idiotic, immature jackass. He was accomponied by SC#2, who was looked the same.
SC#1: Hey, mate, how much d'you think THAT *points to ME, as I'm stocking shelves* costs.
SC#2: Not much, looks pretty cheap.
ME: (...say, what?
) SC#1: Probably. Hey sweetheart, how much for a blowjob?
ME: ... you just propositioned a minor. I'm 15. Want me to have you arrested for pedophilia?
The look on their faces at that moment is one I'll cherish forever. They ran away really fast. I laughed. I didn't bother telling my manager, although I would have if they had come back. They were just talking trash to make the other think they were cool.
SC#3 was loud, and accompanied by a very emarrassed daughter.
SC#3: Oh my GOD, did you see the woman in the next lane?! She should have been in the diet lane! What a FATTIE.
Rest of the Store:
Daughter: Mum!
SC#3: Well she was! I mean, she probably had to sqeeze to get into the store!
Random person from another lane: Why don't you shut up you bitch?
SC#3:
My God, people are so rude... (wanders off, VERY embarrassed daughter in tow.)I can't remember anymore, I'll post them as I remember
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