C*** A*****'s Mom (some language)

[Chromatix]

I simply can't eat anything with chilli in it. It hurts.

However...

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel,
And that's why beans are good for you!

[Samaliel]

Next thing you know, you're going to tell me that Chinese food really isn't all that Chinese, and that not all Italian food has tomato in it.*




*for the benefit of those without the ability to recognize sarcasm--that's what that was.

I actually was going to reply to that first sentence before I saw the line about sarcasm. Shoot me. I'm beginning to pick selective reading. I don't want to turn into an SC. HEEEEELP.