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    You think perhaps there should be a re-worded version of the usual "Have a nice day!" phrase that closes off most sales transactions ... when the guy is buying a box of condoms?

    Asking for a friend.
    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero

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    Have a good night?
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #3
      Quoth Pixelated View Post
      You think perhaps there should be a re-worded version of the usual "Have a nice day!" phrase that closes off most sales transactions ... when the guy is buying a box of condoms?

      Asking for a friend.
      "Enjoy your purchase."
      This is a drama-free zone; violators will be slapped. -Irving Patrick Freleigh
      my blog:http://steeledragon.wordpress.com/

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      • #4
        "See you again soon!"
        Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
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        • #5
          "Come again."
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #6
            Love 'em all.
            Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
            ~ Mr Hero

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            • #7
              Would you like a gift receipt?
              Don't waste time trying to convince someone that the sky is blue.

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              • #8
                Quoth dalesys View Post
                Have a good great night?
                Fixed that for you.

                "Good luck!"
                Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
                Save the Ales!
                Toys for Tots at Rooster's Cafe

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                • #9
                  Behold, winter is coming.
                  Don't waste time trying to convince someone that the sky is blue.

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                  • #10
                    "Have fun out there"

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                    • #11
                      'Goodnight children everywhere'
                      Or even 'Good night.Children everywhere'
                      The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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                      • #12
                        Have fun storming the castle.

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                        • #13
                          I know what YOU'VE got planned later!
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Deevil View Post
                            Have fun storming the castle.
                            Ya think it'll woik?
                            PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                            There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                            • #15
                              I had a young guy the other night buying condoms, lube and the morning after pill. Cover all those bases I guess. From the look on his face it seemed like he wanted me to say something. I didn't say a word just handed him the receipt with my best customer service smile to send him on his way.
                              I would have a nice day, but I have other things to do.

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