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  • Do we have the 'perfect girl' here?

    A dating site called Lovoo has done a survey,asking 2000 men for their likes/dislikes and have produced this profile of the 'perfect girlfriend'.Tick'em off!

    5'5 brunette with blue-eyes
    Weighs 9 st 2lb
    Has an Irish accent
    Does not have tattoos or is on a strict diet
    34C boobs
    Loves roast dinner,white wine and Man Utd
    Ideal film: Dirty Dancing
    Ideal music:Rock such as the Foo Fighters
    Ideal TV:Game of Thrones
    Ideal car:Mini Cooper
    Ideal celebrity:Kelly Brook
    Ideal clothes:Subtle make-up,jeans or miniskirt
    Must be good with the in-laws and naughty in bed(!)
    Likes-reading,travelling,dining out
    Last edited by Kit-Ginevra; 02-09-2014, 02:10 PM. Reason: because it's Dirty Dancing not :Dirty Dancing !
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    We have lots of perfect women here. Probably nothing that fits that list but it just goes to show that the list is terrible anyways.
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    • #3
      The list was in the Sun Not quite Page 3,but almost...
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      • #4
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        • #5
          Hmm. Well, my boobs are the right cup size, so I guess I'm like, 5% perfect?
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          • #6
            They left out that crucial and all-important final check box......



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            • #7
              TBO is the perfect girl for me, regardless of what the list says
              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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              • #8
                only 34C? damn.....

                (not that I meet a lot of the rest either but I could probably fake an irish accent if I wanted to and I am 5'5"..... )
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                • #9
                  Where's the list for the perfect man?

                  I expect measurements, people!!!
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
                    5'5 brunette with blue-eyes
                    Weighs 9 st 2lb
                    Has an Irish accent
                    Does not have tattoos or is on a strict diet
                    34C boobs
                    Loves roast dinner,white wine and Man Utd
                    Ideal film: Dirty Dancing
                    Ideal music:Rock such as the Foo Fighters
                    Ideal TV:Game of Thrones
                    Ideal car:Mini Cooper
                    Ideal celebrity:Kelly Brook
                    Ideal clothes:Subtle make-up,jeans or miniskirt
                    Must be good with the in-laws and naughty in bed(!)
                    Likes-reading,travelling,dining out
                    5'6"...
                    I'm getting there
                    Nope
                    Check
                    Well I have the C...for now
                    Can't stand the taste of wine and what is Utd?
                    Eh...
                    Some of it
                    Nope
                    I drive a PT Cruiser
                    Who?
                    No makeup, love jeans
                    Ummmmm I think that depends on the partners parents and the partner
                    Yup

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                    • #11
                      Huh. I'm a 5'7" brunette with blue-green eyes, does that count? And what's that weight in imperial?
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Kheldarson View Post
                        And what's that weight in imperial?
                        128 lbs Too light in my book.

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                        • #13
                          Erm....that is imperial-we still haven't metricated over here For Canucks,apparently that's about 60kg.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
                            5'5 brunette with blue-eyes Well I'm a Brunette...with blue/green eyes but a bit on the short side (5 foot)
                            Weighs 9 st 2lb A bit heavier
                            Has an Irish accent Yorkshire
                            Does not have tattoos or is on a strict diet I don't have/do either
                            34C boobs (38C)
                            Loves roast dinner,white wine and Man Utd I can cook roast dinners, like white wine and hate football
                            Ideal film: Dirty Dancing Never seen it
                            Ideal music:Rock such as the Foo Fighters I do like me a bit of Rock
                            Ideal TV:Game of Thrones Ick no
                            Ideal car:Mini Cooper Meh
                            Ideal celebrity:Kelly Brook Who? I prefer somebody like Karen Gillian (Amy Pond from Doctor Who)
                            Ideal clothes:Subtle make-up,jeans or miniskirt Don't really do make up much, I'm all dresses and long skirts
                            Must be good with the in-laws and naughty in bed(!) Well my other halfs mum likes me and the other I shall not say a word on
                            Likes-reading,travelling,dining out I like all of these things
                            Not quite the perfect woman
                            Last edited by Bardmaiden; 02-09-2014, 10:36 PM.
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                            • #15
                              Any girlies who think they would be my perfect woman are very welcome to apply.Don't have to fit the criteria above-just be the sweet all-American girl-next-door type (covering in apple pie or maple syrup optional)
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