Do we have the 'perfect girl' here?

[sms001]

Does not have tattoos or is on a strict diet

wtf? These qualities were grouped like this on the site? So tats are ok if she's not dieting? Strange criteria. Myself, I'd weigh the importance of those other factors in the reverse order; that someone reads is a lot more important than how much they weigh. I suspect the 'Lovoo' clientele aren't too selective.

And this is why I love the interwebz. Quick google image search on 128lbs, 5'5", blue eyes, blonde hair yields this... Love the bullie! (And I believe I saw the 'Venus deMilo' as I scrolled through )

(btw, some results NSFW.)

[fireheart]

5'5 brunette with blue-eyes
Weighs 9 st 2lb
Has an Irish accent
Does not have tattoos or is on a strict diet
34C boobs
Loves roast dinner,white wine and Man Utd
Ideal film: Dirty Dancing
Ideal music:Rock such as the Foo Fighters
Ideal TV:Game of Thrones
Ideal car:Mini Cooper
Ideal celebrity:Kelly Brook
Ideal clothes:Subtle make-up,jeans or miniskirt
Must be good with the in-laws and naughty in bed(!)
Likes-reading,travelling,dining out

around 5'8", but I have the blue eyes.
MUCH heavier than that. (about 93-95kgs)
Nowhere near an Irish accent, but I've been known to lapse occasionally.
No tattoos (too squeamish!) and would fail a diet
Much bigger...I'm guessing that's about a 14C in Aussie cup sizes? (I'm an 18DD)
Roast dinner yes, wine no, soccer I like it but I don't follow any team.
Meh, not bad, not good.
Love it.
I drive a Ford Laser (Mazda 323 for other parts of the world) that's about 2x the size of a Mini Cooper.
Who?!
I wear skirts does that count?
I seem to get along OK with my SO's family...naughty in bed is something that only me and my SO know about
Yes to all 3.

How'd I do?

[MoonCat]

what is Utd?

Man Utd = Manchester United

Learned that by watching Monty Python...

[Kit-Ginevra]

Ah no it was just the way I copied them.
Read it as 'does not have tattoos' and 'is not on a strict diet'

For mine would also have to be ponytastic

[Greenday]

Weird, that doesn't describe my girlfriend...

[mathnerd]

No on everything but the jeans here.

[ADeMartino]

Where's the list for the perfect man?

I expect measurements, people!!!

I'm the perfect man. Though I'm pretty sure the definition of 'perfect' requires some adjustment.

Okay, a LOT of adjustment.

[Food Lady]

Huh. I'm a 5'7" brunette with blue-green eyes, does that count? And what's that weight in imperial?

Me, too. Huh.

[Pimento]

Perfect woman.

Love my child and puppies.

Let me smoke my cigars/ goto lodge/ drink my scotch every now and then.

Mother must not be totally insane.

Don't spend my pay checks before I'm off of work (or give me an "allowance" seriously. #1 reason ex wife is ex)

Oh. And when I wanna wear a nice suit around town. Let it happen. My son loves it and i look awesome :P

[Gravekeeper]

This list didn't make any sense until I read it again in the voice of Fat Bastard.

[Aethian]

This list didn't make any sense until I read it again in the voice of Fat Bastard.

I now feel very dirty.

[MoonCat]

Perfect woman.

Love my child and puppies.

Let me smoke my cigars/ goto lodge/ drink my scotch every now and then.

Mother must not be totally insane.

Don't spend my pay checks before I'm off of work (or give me an "allowance" seriously. #1 reason ex wife is ex)

Oh. And when I wanna wear a nice suit around town. Let it happen. My son loves it and i look awesome :P

Wait, someone would object to your wearing a nice suit?? As opposed to the oversize baggy pants, wrinkled tee shirt and baseball cap I see so many guys wearing instead?

You rock that suit, buddy!!

[Pimento]

Lol I'm always in a 2-3 piece suit. Tying my tie funky ways and the like. Hell. I have enough of em I might as well wear it. But yeah my ex used to complain all the time. Ironically my work requires grubby clothes lol

[Gravekeeper]

I now feel very dirty.

It works though, doesn't it? >.>

Especially when you get to "Dirty Dancing".

[KiaKat]

A dating site called Lovoo has done a survey,asking 2000 men for their likes/dislikes and have produced this profile of the 'perfect girlfriend'.Tick'em off!

5'5 brunette with blue-eyes
Weighs 9 st 2lb
Has an Irish accent
Does not have tattoos or is on a strict diet
34C boobs
Loves roast dinner,white wine and Man Utd
Ideal film: Dirty Dancing
Ideal music:Rock such as the Foo Fighters
Ideal TV:Game of Thrones
Ideal car:Mini Cooper
Ideal celebrity:Kelly Brook
Ideal clothes:Subtle make-up,jeans or miniskirt
Must be good with the in-laws and naughty in bed(!)
Likes-reading,travelling,dining out

5'4"
Just weighed in at 126
American Northeast accent
No tattoos, not-at-all-strict diet (I run so I can eat what I want)
Prefer something unique and gourmet, but roasts are lovely, love wine (DUH), fan of Liverpool thanks to family
Ideal film is something more sci-fi or Terry Gillam
Ideal music is anything good, but I do love FF
Ideal TV... I don't watch much anymore
Ideal car: gods I'd love a Mini Coop, but need a Subaru for the weather
Celebrity- who?
Clothes- put me in a cute dress with heels, goth/rockabilly makeup
Inlaws... Depends on them. I don't pander.
Reading: check. Travelling: check. Dining out: check.

How very superficial of them. Nothing about philosophies or intelligence or even job?

Also, how can she be on a strict diet but still love roast dinners and dining out?! Ugh. Hypocracy.