'Lady' tries to return well-worn slippers, is unsuccessful, gets angry

[blas]

Sounds like my mother and a couple of bad apples I dated. They weren't done with their fits, how dare you walk away.

Haha, watch me walk away.

[Shalom]

She definitely needs the Big Beef McAfree Treatment [/Callahan]

Yah but then you'd just have to replace the door.

[Monterey Jack]

She should've been ejected from the store.

On an actual ejector seat.

"Ejector seat, you're joking!"

"I never joke about my work, 007."

[dalesys]

She definitely needs the Big Beef McAfree Treatment [/Callahan]

What's the last thing that'd go through her mind?


... her ***hole ...

...and a meeting of ends was never more fitten...

[wolfie]

Yah but then you'd just have to replace the door.

Not necessarily. IIRC, that same door was still in use when the place got nuked.

[Kristev]

Oh, but that shopper is a number. She's number 15 - that's The Devil.