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Old 06-03-2017, 11:45 AM
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What do you call a promiscuous woman who talks way too much?

A Chatter-Hoochie...

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Old 06-03-2017, 11:23 PM
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A couple more terrible ones.

When working around steamrollers, you need to remember one of two musical notes. What notes are they?

C sharp or B flat.

If someone were to push a piano down one of the shafts at Inco's nickel works in Sudbury, in what key would be the resulting crash?

A flat minor.
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Old 06-04-2017, 02:41 AM
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What do you call a soft drink made in the mountains?

Appalachian Cola

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What's the Chinese for esophagus?

Chow mein.
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