pun wars at work

[Damien]

my boss with the same name as me and I were having a pun war in the lunch room at work....

he thought he won with his punch lines, but as he left the room, I called out 'You will be punished!!'

teehee

/random rambling

[JoitheArtist]

Get thee to a punnery!


(So sorry, couldn't resist. Pun wars are my family's major form of entertainment.)

[Damien]

lol - pun wars at work can go on for days...

[WhiteRose]

we had a professor who made so many puns daily he was called the King of Puns....

[ArcticChicken]

I wish I still had my shotgun of punishment.

[WhiteRose]

pungent smells often do the job if one wishes to discourage such acts...

[Iris Kojiro]

I remember back when I read about a pun contest in a newspaper. I submitted a total of ten puns, but when it came to winning a prize, no pun in ten did.

[WhiteRose]

hey, punk, you bein' wise with us?

[Sheldonrs]

Most people think pun writers are a load of crap.

But I believe the pun is mightier than the S-Word.

[WhiteRose]

because everyone knows that girls just want to have puns....

[Sheldonrs]

because everyone knows that girls just want to have puns....

And guys just want to have puns of steel.

[WhiteRose]

wow, this is getting punreal...

[Slytovhand]

This is getting out of hand.

Look what happened the last time this sort of thing happened... Romans start with a line here, a line there, the Carthaginians came back with a few more... next thing you know - it's all out war.....and for 20 years!

What war?


The Punic War, of course.

[crazylegs]

Punitive measure will soon be taking against all those who lack punchy lines, probably with a punji stick or being punted in the posterier region!

[Bella_Vixen]

*backing away slow--*

Fuck that.

**racing away as fast as possible**