The morning after the big office party, a guy stumbles downstairs, severely hung over.
"I think I really overdid it last night," he says to his wife.
"Yes, you did," she answers, "You got really drunk and got into an argument with your boss."
"Oh yeah? Well, piss on him!"
"You did. And he fired you."
"What? Well, fuck him!"
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."
"I think I really overdid it last night," he says to his wife.
"Yes, you did," she answers, "You got really drunk and got into an argument with your boss."
"Oh yeah? Well, piss on him!"
"You did. And he fired you."
"What? Well, fuck him!"
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."