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  • #1

    Really IKEA?

    http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/hom...-1226918483909

    So IKEA has decided that as part of their latest ad campaign, they'd show an image of a family tree. Sounds harmless right?

    Well said family tree also includes pictures of their items where the child was conceived on. (For instance if Mummy and Daddy made love on an IKEA bed, the bed is included where the child normally is on a family tree, then a line underneath the bed goes to the actual child)

    This is slightly amusing...
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    OMG THEY ACTUALLY HAVE A KITCHEN TABLE LEADING TO THE BIRTH OF A KID.

    That's awesome.
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    • #3
      AND a sink...which looks uncomfortable...
      The report button - not just for decoration

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      • #4
        Quoth iradney View Post
        AND a sink...which looks uncomfortable...
        You just have to be creative that's all....

        Like this

        Or this
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        • #5
          I think it's clever, so I'm not even gonna go see if the nuttsies come out in the comments...

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          • #6
            Where's the "Standing up in a canoe" one?
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            • #7
              Quoth iradney View Post
              AND a sink...which looks uncomfortable...
              Looks like someone in Ikea's advertising department failed philosophy, specifically the part about the difference between a stoic and a cynic. The stoic brings babies, and you wash them in the cynic.
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              • #8
                Car, bed, bed, couch, kitchen counter, bed. Man, I'm kinda boring.
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                • #9
                  No one noticed the washing machine?
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                  • #10
                    It's false advertising since usually the screws aren't completed and the holes are in the wrong places. :-)
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                    • #11
                      Some of those couples were desperate. IKEA couches are so uncomfortable, I've never found a cozy one.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
                        Some of those couples were desperate. IKEA couches are so uncomfortable, I've never found a cozy one.
                        Comfort doesn't matter. If you're that hot to make a baby any flat surface will do.
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                        • #13
                          Wait a minute. Did all those happen in the Ikea store?
                          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                          • #14
                            Quoth wolfie View Post
                            you wash them in the cynic ...
                            groan

                            Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                            the screws aren't completed ...
                            and double groan.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              Comfort doesn't matter. If you're that hot to make a baby any flat surface will do.
                              A flat surface is really kind of optional.
                              At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

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