I love this (a stupid customer questions)

[Titi]

I love the original ones that were put up, but the comments are great as well!

http://cheezburger.com/1018373/funny...-job-rage-ptsd

[Nunavut Pants]

"What are these trees made out of?"

"...Well, they were wooden trees, and they were made
Entirely
Of wood..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqErvv5lG4#t=39s

[notalwaysright]

lol, I saw that yesterday and followed the link to the reddit page, for even more dumb questions. My personal favorite is this:

"Do you know where this bus goes?"

I AM THE BUS DRIVER

[Mr Hero]

"What are these trees made out of?"

"...Well, they were wooden trees, and they were made
Entirely
Of wood..."

OK, I read this in Uncle Joey's chipmunk voice he uses.

[LesserSouthernFroglet]

I went to New Zealand a few years ago, and went on the Shotover jet boat ride. http://www.shotoverjet.com/

If you haven't been on a jet boat - it is so much fun. They have a very shallow draught and go very fast through very shallow water, and do power spins. Shotover boats do all that in a narrow river with steep rock walls on one or both sides (depending on where on the river you are).

Our boat driver told us about a tourist who complimented him and the Shotover company on how 'realistic' the ride was. Realistic? he questioned. 'Oh yes, these fake rock walls look so real!'

When she found out they were, indeed, very, very real rock walls and it was a very real boat that wasn't on rails, she refused to stay in the boat and had to walk back to the jetty...

I wonder till this day what she thought of the bungee jumping a few miles away.

[KellyHabersham]

Some those questions sound like they could be from one of our library customers......who apparently mistook the trash can by the front doors for our "bookdrop return area".