A guy walks past his little boy's bedroom one night, and overhears him saying his prayers.
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, the dog, and the cat."
He think to himself, "How sweet!"
The next night, he hears the little boy again.
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, the god, ...and the hell with the cat!"
The next day, the cat dies.
Later that night, he hears him again.
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, ...and the hell with the dog!"
The next day, the dog dies.
At this point, the guy is scared out of his mind, thinking that the kid is killing people with his prayers, and even worse, he's next.
Sure enough, later that night, he hears:
"God bless Mommy, ...and the hell with Daddy!"
The poor guy is terrified now, but somehow manages to go to sleep.
He wakes up the next morning, completely well and unharmed. With a sigh of relief, he steps outside...
...and finds the mailman lying dead on his doorstep.
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, the dog, and the cat."
He think to himself, "How sweet!"
The next night, he hears the little boy again.
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, the god, ...and the hell with the cat!"
The next day, the cat dies.
Later that night, he hears him again.
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, ...and the hell with the dog!"
The next day, the dog dies.
At this point, the guy is scared out of his mind, thinking that the kid is killing people with his prayers, and even worse, he's next.
Sure enough, later that night, he hears:
"God bless Mommy, ...and the hell with Daddy!"
The poor guy is terrified now, but somehow manages to go to sleep.
He wakes up the next morning, completely well and unharmed. With a sigh of relief, he steps outside...
...and finds the mailman lying dead on his doorstep.
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