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    An elderly woman went to her doctor's office one day . When the doctor asked her why she was there, she replied "I'd like to have some birth-control pills."

    Taken aback by this, the doctor said "Excuse me Mrs. Smith, but you are 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

    The woman said "They help me sleep better."

    The doctor thought for a minute and said, "How in the world could birth control pills help you sleep better at night?"

    "It's really simple," the woman said. "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night!"
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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