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Quoth Juwl View Post"Has your luggage been in your possession the past twenty four hours? Has anyone you don't know asked you to bring any luggage on the plane?"
Just for Laughs festival, damned if I remember the name of the comic...Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!
"I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.
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Quoth Shironu-Akaineko View Post"Yeah actually this really nice guy with the towel on his head packed my luggage for me!"...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
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Quoth JustADude View PostAnd I remember the days when you could get away with that kind of stuff at the check-in counter, when accompanied by the appropriate eye-roll and laugh. These days, everyone is so ing uptight that it makes me wince when I have to travel even more than the lines... which I've never found particularly long.
It's probably revenge as they're still not allowed to say "Never heard that one before ha ha ha"
Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. Dr Cox - Scrubs
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Quoth Naaman View PostIt's probably revenge as they're still not allowed to say "Never heard that one before ha ha ha"
...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
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Quoth Foxglove8778 View Postcould be a bomb.
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Quoth JustADude View PostAnd I remember the days when you could get away with that kind of stuff at the check-in counter, when accompanied by the appropriate eye-roll and laugh. These days, everyone is so ing uptight that it makes me wince when I have to travel even more than the lines... which I've never found particularly long.
And I can make all the jokes about bombs, hazardous material, terrorists, and murderers I want, and no one can fuck with me! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
...Of course, I'm usually just talking to myself with all of the above.
But still, road trips rock!
(Of course, on planes, I do get to drink my fill of beer and cocktails....but then there are always tradeoffs.....)
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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I bet the box contained a cat....
But with all the time it spent there, I wonder if the poor thing was alive or not.I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.
"I picture the lead singer of Gwar screaming 'People of Japan, look at my balls! My swinging pendulous balls!!!'" -- Khyras
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Quoth Jester View PostI also control the entertainment (radio), climate (windows or AC), enforce my own nonsmoking rule (hey, my truck!), and decide who does and who doesn't get to board Air Jester!
Quoth Bliss View PostI bet the box contained a cat....
But with all the time it spent there, I wonder if the poor thing was alive or not.
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