...like the other guy told you an hour ago

[edible_hat]

I just remembered this one, also from last night. Our DialTime machine is broken, so we can't print out pre-pay mobile phone credit vouchers.

SC: "Give me $10 Optus."
co-worker: "The machine's broken."
SC: "I don't care, just do it."

Sure enough, the machine prints out a docket saying "ERROR PLEASE REFUND THE CUSTOMER". SC leaves.

an hour later:

SC: "Give me $10 Optus."
me: "The machine's broken."
SC: "Why no fix it?" (he really said that, English is not his first language)
me: "We've called the company and they're sending someone tomorrow."
SC: "Try it anyway."

What do you know, it didn't fix itself in the hour since the SC was there last!

[marasbaras]

SC: "Try it anyway."

Me: "No, I'm not going to waste my time and yours."

[Skarredmind]

lmao

You're in luck, the magical phone faerie was just by, and he blew the magical fart that fixed it... but unfortunately there will be a non refundable $100 idiot tax in adition to the $10 now.