Bit of an update:
<bg> Sally met Phil on Second Life. They were married on SL before they met in RL. Sally runs a club where I dj every Wednesday. </bg>
Last night, before my shift at the club, I see a notice go out to the club group. "Join us Friday as Phil and Sally renew their vows! Music to follow!" BLECH!
Then Phil shows up during my gig. There's a "Truth ball" at the club - you click on it, and it asks you a question, which you're expected to answer in local chat. Phil clicks the thing, and it asks him "When did you last have sex?" "About 4 hours ago." Blech again.
The sex must be really good. I just don't get it.
In order to acheive harmony, one must know which strings to tune.