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    So, Boss Man's last day was Saturday. Due to a long, complex list of reasons, most of which I'm not allowed to mention outside the company, we're not getting a new boss. It's just myself and Other MOD for the foreseeable future. Long-term I may get promoted to GM. Maybe. Area Manager has considered the possibility, but like I said....reasons mean no decisions currently. But for now, it's just us two, and so, we have the power! So yesterday I started cleaning out the office

    The thing about Boss Man is that he's a total file hoarder. Seriously. He'll save files in five different and completely redundant places. He won't delete any old files that have been superseded, either. I don't know what I'm going to do with W4 forms from 2009; I'm pretty sure those can go. I spent much of Thursday clearing out and organizing the computer files, and I'm maybe halfway done. Maybe.

    The other thing Boss Man likes to do is print out hard copies of anything and everything. Often, something will get buried, and he'll print it again at least once more. These aren't always things that are only one or two pages. They're things like general ledgers (which are small books), operating manuals, handbooks...that sort of thing. I think Boss Man is significantly responsible for much of the deforestation in the world, with the way he prints things out. Many of these things are emails and memos that don't need to be printed at all, let alone five times!

    And Boss Man's file hoarding is hoarding in a true sense of the word. I'd tried tackling the mess in the past, and I'd get in trouble, because suddenly Boss Man claimed he couldn't find anything, even though I filed papers away in the filing system that he himself came up with. (It's actually a good filing system, if he ever bothered to use it. ) He would freak out that I maybe possibly tossed something important. He's gone now, though, so I'm free to shred to my heart's content. In the past, I'd try and semi-organize it, and when I got back the next day, I literally couldn't see the desk because he'd gotten to it overnight. It will be so nice to actually be able to clear the desk, and have it stay cleared! I can't stand working at a cluttered desk.

    I shredded old company newsletters that were months old. I shredded wake-up call logs and calendar pages that Boss Man was saving for who-knows-what-reason...there's nothing on there that needed to be saved. I tossed his collection of what must have been literally thousands of business cards, stacks of which were stuffed here and there and everywhere and coated with a nice layer of dust. I threw out old, obsolete business directories, which he seemed to like to collect from year to year, and kept only the current ones.

    I found an old gift certificate from January that should have been sent to Accounts Payable, but wasn't. I'll try to send it to them, but it might be too late for us to get credit for that.

    The desk is now clean! I still have to go through all the file cabinets, though, since I know there are lots of old files in there that either need to be destroyed, or put into long-term storage. That's going to take another two days minimum. Fortunately like I said, the basic system he has set up is actually pretty good; I've finally put everything that was lying loose away and just need to actually get in there to cut out the crap.

    I can't wait to be done. I could never stand working in that office...it drove me nuts that I couldn't find anything and didn't have any space to work in. With the desk clean, I felt like I could finally breath. It feels bigger in there now, too, and brighter. Most importantly, I'm going to finally have space to work in! SPACE!
    Last edited by bhskittykatt; 03-24-2012, 10:53 PM.
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • #2
    ... when the hell did you start working for my boss, and is THAT why he's been gone the last two weeks?

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    • #3
      Actually, hold on to tax forms forever plus seven years. Keep them filed away in case you need them someday.
      The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
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      • #4
        Aw man, he sounds like an old supervisor I had. He would keep years worth of daily schedules. Maybe keeping them for a week in case someone sent in a complaint about "last tues a woman working a desk from 10-11 treated me badly," but not the extent he had. He would keep old files of things updated. REally, your boss sounds loke a clone of my old super.
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        • #5
          He's probably old enough that he doesn't trust computer files - he needs to have hard copies for his own peace of mind. I kinda know how he feels, but I'm working on it.
          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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          • #6
            Quoth MoonCat View Post
            He's probably old enough that he doesn't trust computer files - he needs to have hard copies for his own peace of mind. I kinda know how he feels, but I'm working on it.
            If he ever backed up his files, maybe he would trust them more. We had a big crash in July, and lost everything from that year, because he hadn't backed the system up since the first.

            I went through the backups to see when he last backed it up...and do you think that crash taught him anything? Jan 1, 2011 is still the most recent backup. Well, it was, until I backed it up.

            Quoth Geek King View Post
            Actually, hold on to tax forms forever plus seven years. Keep them filed away in case you need them someday.
            Even the blank master copies? Obviously, the ones that have been used in employee files and property files and such are stored properly, in accordance with the retention lengths that Corporate has handed us.
            Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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            • #7
              Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
              Even the blank master copies? Obviously, the ones that have been used in employee files and property files and such are stored properly, in accordance with the retention lengths that Corporate has handed us.
              Blanks are entirely different, of course. I thought you meant copies of the filed paperwork
              The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
              "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
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              • #8
                Quoth Geek King View Post
                Blanks are entirely different, of course. I thought you meant copies of the filed paperwork
                No. Sorry, I didn't clarify. I'm talking about blank copies!
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                • #9
                  Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
                  No. Sorry, I didn't clarify. I'm talking about blank copies!
                  Copies of blank sheets of paper?

                  (Just taking the phrase laterally)
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                  • #10
                    Quoth dalesys View Post
                    Copies of blank sheets of paper?

                    (Just taking the phrase laterally)
                    Don't jinx it! Though I would not be surprised at all to find some of those saved on the computer somewhere.
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                    • #11
                      You don't have a copy of SparePaper.txt? every office should have one...
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                      • #12
                        This brings back memories.

                        Had a boss like that once. Couldn't get her to throw anything away. I remember updating one report for her seventeen times (yes, seventeen revisions, I remember it) and she kept every one of them. Flat refused to let me get rid of any of the outdated ones.

                        Her office was literaly wall-to-wall papers; stacked on shelves, stacked on chairs, stacked on the floor. You couldn't see the top of her desk for the piles of paper. Some of the piles were taller than she was, and some of the papers on the bottom of some of the stacks were turning brown . . . But you couldn't get rid of them, she might need them! And don't get me started on the filing cabinets.

                        Her other admin and I eventually got so frustrated . . . Well, it wasn't nice of us, but . . We both got there before she did in the mornings. So one of us would stand guard, and one of us would go in her office, grab a random handful of papers, and stuff them in the recycle bin.

                        Thing was, we did that every day for at least six months, and she never noticed! I was so glad to get out of that job.

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                        • #13
                          To be fair, keeping diaries and daily schedules I can understand - my engineering boss did that, because we kept getting repeat customers (and I mean repeat as in someone who bought a pump ten years ago would come back and start a conversation as if it was yesterday...and that happened so often I got used to it...) and so the diaries were actually helpful.

                          But other stuff? Nah. Can I suggest making a very large bonfire? You could have toasted marshmallows and everything!
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                          • #14
                            Quoth morgana View Post
                            Her office was literaly wall-to-wall papers; stacked on shelves, stacked on chairs, stacked on the floor.
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                            • #15
                              Reminds me of a former job where I worked in file storage for scientists, the office found out one of them was going on holiday for a couple of weeks and arranged a raid on his office and we recovered at least six files that were thought to be lost and had been booked out for over six months and we had emailed said guy who replied that he had looked but couldn't find them...
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