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So, after landing my new job as a Wal-mart greeter, I lasted less than a day ....
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,ugly, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed,I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-mart.Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind,or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, ma'am,I just couldn't believe that anyone would fuck you twice.Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-mart'.
So, after landing my new job as a Wal-mart greeter, I lasted less than a day ....
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,ugly, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed,I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-mart.Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind,or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, ma'am,I just couldn't believe that anyone would fuck you twice.Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-mart'.
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